Jager Link Monday and Keeley Hazell

Police: Jagerbomb-fueled man in bar brawl
Seattle Post Intelligencer (blog)
another Jager-fueled altercation at a bar - this time the assailant kneed a bartender in his knee, causing a tibial fracture - damn!

Heavy-metal double feature: Bison BC and Baptized in Blood brutalize E-Town
The Gateway Online
Jägermeister is the cause of, and solution to, many a heavy metal problem — a statement which resonates with the guys from Baptized In Blood.

Jager Shot - Hard Nipples Commercial

this is a great commercial! nothing like a chilled jager shot to get those nipples to peek out..

Jager Girls

Jager Tap Machine - the iPhone App

It's a novelty app that lets you pour yourself a virtual shot of Jager by tilting your iPhone.. you can also connect with friends thru bluetooth and pour them a virtual jagermeister shot. great for weening yourself off the real stuff.

Man Drinks Jägermeister In-Store and Returns Bottle to Shelf

Sonoma, CA: Driven by what he described to police as "a lot of pain," a Sonoma man was arrested Aug. 21, for the repeated theft from Lucky's supermarket of Jägermeister. The Jägermeister man was never seen stealing a bottle because he never did: he drank all his illicit booze onsite.

The man took a bottle from its shelf in the store's liqueur aisle, looked furtively around, opened the bottle, chugged some of the herb-infused concoction, put it back and left. He was detained by the LPO, who called police, and then reviewed tapes from the store's security cameras which revealed at least two previous visits by the man with Jägermeister on his mind. On one of the tapes he was seen removing the familiar green bottle, taking it to the frozen food aisle where he consumed a healthy dose, returned the bottle to its shelf and left. Asked to explain his attachment to Jägermeister, which is used as a "digestif" in Germany, the man said he had a lot of pain and suffered from a variety of medical problems and, he added, "an alcohol problem."

He then apologized to store personnel and the police, who cited him for petty theft and released him. {source: sonoma news}

• Nerds Dress Up as 'Jagermonsters' - total fail
• i have hope for this site: http://www.jagerangel.com/
• Zwack herbal liquor May Be Jagermeister's New Competition
  

The Hangover: Hit Comedy Has A Jager-Inspired Plot

• The Hangover's Fave Shot Jagermeister, Myths and Truth [digitalcity.com]
• Rugby, red bull and jagermeister - and no hangover!
• The Hangover Stars Reveal Their Morning-After Remedies
  

Jägermeister is a Legitimate Alcohol!

Deconstructing Jäger: Experimenting with Jägermeister as a Legitimate Alcohol
Robert Fure over at Primer Magazine has just posted a great article displelling some common myths about Jager and also reviewing some popular jager-based mixed drinks. check it out >

13 Year Old Goes into Coma After Jagermeister Binge

Australian kid downed a whole bottle of Jagermeister and then went into a coma, or as we refer to it a Jager Nap.. but alas, he emerged and is in stable condition! das' juss medicine dawg!
http://bit.ly/VjWxS

Racist Jager-drinking Poo Flinging Robbers

Vandals in Pueblo, CO went to work on 2 immigrant-owned businesses in a strip mall.. Cafe Habibi, a hookah bar, had windows broken and dog poo flung on the walls.. The Korean-owned liquor store next door had 15-20 bottles of Jagermeister stolen.. Punks. [full story here]

Kayleigh Pearson, Jimmy Fallon

• Jimmy Fallon wants to buy a bottle of Jagermeister for the writers of his late night rival Craig Ferguson.

Danielle Lloyd & Jager Venison Recipe

Jagermeister Elk Venison Recipe
chef and illustrator Pierre A. Lamielle breaks down the lore and then schools you with an awesome dinner recipe that calls for a jager sauce on some wild elk tenderloin. props.

Translation of the poem on the Jagermeister bottle…

ever wonder what the writing on the jager label means? well here is an english translation:

It is the hunter’s honour that he Protects and preserves his game,
Hunts sportsmanlike,
honours the Creator in His creatures

here is another translation, with rhyme and meter:

This is the hunter's badge of glory:
That he protects and tends his quarry,
Hunts with honor, as is due,
And through the beast to God is true.

Keely Hazell

• Tommy Lee's Backstage Mandates: Topless Women & Jagermeister Dispenser
• Recession Helps Jager Sales
• Video: Dave Attell Jokes About Jagermeister
• Video: Douchebag's Jager Recipes
• Video: Guy Chugs an Entire Bottle of Jager

Yo Dawg I Heard You Like...

Jager Babe of the Week: Heidi Montag Bikini Butt

• Jager on Tribe
• U23D and schnitzel and Jägermeister
• Jägermeister Tap Machine Featured on Uncrate
• This Is Getting Old: I Love Jägermeister
• Hottie Gets Nice with Jager: Janelle and Jager
  

Megan Fox and Jager Links

• Hinder parties with Jager
• Man Bombed on Jagermeister nearly Hits Police Cruiser
• Austrian Politician drinking Jager in a gay bar before death crash?
  

Quaffer Shot Glass: The Future of Jager Bombs

Experiencing a jager bomb out of a Quaffer shot glass is akin to having sex without a condom for the first time.. Its like smoking your first bowl of real dank when all youve ever had is shwag. Its like seeing in color for the first time..

You just have to remember which liquid to pour in the glass first - the chaser dummy! So for a jager bomb the way god intended, pour your original recipe redbull in until it barely touches the opening of the sencond chamber..make sure it filles the hourglass neck.. then carefully pour the jager into the top, making sure not to go too fast.. this way you'll keep that beautiful 2-tone separation that will impress your friends.

HOT TIP: Dave & Busters is serving their jager bombs in these Quaffer glasses.. when you buy a shot, you get to keep the glass! Get in there.

Jager Links and Vida Guerra

• Apply copious amounts of Jagermeister… - I used to believe that you could cure just about anything with Jagermeister. I mean, you have a cold, try a little Jager. Ingrown Toenail, Jagermeister. Bad breakup from a long-term relationship, two shots ought to do it. ...

• The Jagermeister Tap - “This branded tap lets you serve the perfect Jägermeister shot every time. It cools up to three liters to the ideal drinking temperature - zero degrees Fahrenheit - and dispenses it through the tap. Features energy-saving shut-off, ...

• Re: jagermeister and banana liquer - LMAO, classic Q.

• How to Make a Jager Bomb Alcoholic Drink - A Jager bomb is also called a Jager-bull or a Flying Meister. Jager bombs are made with Jagermeister and Red Bull energy drink. That's all...

• Jagermeister machine - The main goal of Sidney Frank, founder of Sydney Frank Importing Co. came up with a way that he could keep Jagermeister colder for a longer period of time.

• Does Jagermeister Crystalize in your stomach? - Yahoo! Answers - Home >; Food & Drink >; Beer, Wine & Spirits >; Resolved Question ... I'm been wondering if Jagermeister does the same thing, because someone told me it ...

Welcome to Jager Town

Jager is my liquor of choice. It makes for a wonderful cocktail. Drink it with energy drinks such as Red Bull to make a Jagerbomb. Alternate with whiskey drinks throughout the evening and you will be rolling some tight game. Yager is a german liquer made with herbs, roots, and spices. It is an infamous substance and anyone who has partied balls has likely had a run-in with a shot glass of jaeger or a jager bomb... but few know how to truly savor and appreciate this historic spirit...

It should also be noted that most Jager afficianatos are also ass enthusiasts.. We appreciate and celebrate a fine female butt and take special care to observe it in its natural habitat (the bar). With that in mind, most, if not all of our blog posts will feature hot booty, American Glute, internacional tail.. what-have-you...
Congrats to Vida Guerra, who is our first official Jager Ass of the Month..