Monday, September 21, 2009

Man Drinks Jägermeister In-Store and Returns Bottle to Shelf

Sonoma, CA: Driven by what he described to police as "a lot of pain," a Sonoma man was arrested Aug. 21, for the repeated theft from Lucky's supermarket of Jägermeister. The Jägermeister man was never seen stealing a bottle because he never did: he drank all his illicit booze onsite.

The man took a bottle from its shelf in the store's liqueur aisle, looked furtively around, opened the bottle, chugged some of the herb-infused concoction, put it back and left. He was detained by the LPO, who called police, and then reviewed tapes from the store's security cameras which revealed at least two previous visits by the man with Jägermeister on his mind. On one of the tapes he was seen removing the familiar green bottle, taking it to the frozen food aisle where he consumed a healthy dose, returned the bottle to its shelf and left. Asked to explain his attachment to Jägermeister, which is used as a "digestif" in Germany, the man said he had a lot of pain and suffered from a variety of medical problems and, he added, "an alcohol problem."

He then apologized to store personnel and the police, who cited him for petty theft and released him. {source: sonoma news}

Monday, June 8, 2009

13 Year Old Goes into Coma After Jagermeister Binge

Australian kid downed a whole bottle of Jagermeister and then went into a coma, or as we refer to it a Jager Nap.. but alas, he emerged and is in stable condition! das' juss medicine dawg!
http://bit.ly/VjWxS

Monday, May 18, 2009

Racist Jager-drinking Poo Flinging Robbers

Vandals in Pueblo, CO went to work on 2 immigrant-owned businesses in a strip mall.. Cafe Habibi, a hookah bar, had windows broken and dog poo flung on the walls.. The Korean-owned liquor store next door had 15-20 bottles of Jagermeister stolen.. Punks. [full story here]

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Danielle Lloyd & Jager Venison Recipe

Jagermeister Elk Venison Recipe
chef and illustrator Pierre A. Lamielle breaks down the lore and then schools you with an awesome dinner recipe that calls for a jager sauce on some wild elk tenderloin. props.

Monday, February 9, 2009

Translation of the poem on the Jagermeister bottle…


ever wonder what the writing on the jager label means? well here is an english translation:

It is the hunter’s honour that he Protects and preserves his game,
Hunts sportsmanlike,
honours the Creator in His creatures


here is another translation, with rhyme and meter:

This is the hunter's badge of glory:
That he protects and tends his quarry,
Hunts with honor, as is due,
And through the beast to God is true.